Emoticons Explained!!

Breast Emoticons
oo = A Cups (Nice)
OO = B Cups (Nice)
( o )( o ) = C Cups (also known as perfect boobs)
{ o }{ o } = D Cups (if you’re into the bigger ones)
( + )( + ) = Fake silicone breasts (not for me, much prefer natural)
( . )( . ) = Small nipple breasts (also perfect I’d say)
( o )( o ) = medium nipple boobs (also see C Cups/Perfect Breasts)
( @ )( @ ) = Big nipple breasts
( o Y o ) = Wonder Bra breasts (more like wonder where they’ve gone!)
( ^ )( ^ ) = Cold breasts
( o )( O ) = Lopsided nipple breasts
( q )( o ) = Pierced breast
( p )( p ) = Breasts with hanging tassels
(:o )( o:) = Love bite breasts!
( – )( – ) = Pressed against glass/shower door breasts!
| o || o | = Android breasts
|-o-||-o-| = Pair of TIE Fighters
<-o-><-o-> = Pair of TIE Advance’s
(-oo-) = TIE Bomber
[ o ][ o ] = Fake breasts still in box!
( / )( o ) = Scratched breast, or nipple piering gone wrong covered with plaster!
( % )( o ) = Third nipple breasts!
( $ )( $ ) = Jenny McCarthy’s breasts!
( £ )( £ ) = Jordan’s breasts!
( o Y o ) = Poses for Playboy breasts!
( * )( * ) = High nipple breasts!

Ass Emoticons

(_!_) – Regular Ass

(_._) – Perfect Ass

(__!__) – Fat Ass

(___!___) – J-Lo’s Ass

(!) – Tight Ass

(e=mc2) – Smart Ass 

 

Feel free to copy these onto your space or wherever you wanna put them!! Just remember where you saw them and where you got them from.. I know a few of you have copied them already and that’s cool..
 
I would post the other Emoticons but MSN don’t like them!!!
 
Ever wondered what the letter stood for in bra sizes..? A? B? C? D? E? F? G? H? Well here are the official definitions:

A – Almost there!

B – Barely there yet!

C – Can’t really complain!

D – Dang!

DD – Double Dang!

E – Enormous!

EE – Extra Enormous!

F – Fake!

FF – Frigging Fake and even bigger! JORDAN!!!

G – Get a redution before you fall over girl! JORDAN!!!

H – Help! I’ve fallen over and I can’t get back up!

 Devil HoRnY DeViL 

Please be advised that I myself asked the people at MSN Spaces to review the content of my space and below is their response with regards to my blogs, pictures and content in general:
“We investigated your space hdspg at your own personal request and found that the space is in compliance with our Code of Conduct.”
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One Response to Emoticons Explained!!

  1. Sol says:

    Not bad, lol!

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